theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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