exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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