it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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