I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
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Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
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I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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