If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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