He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
