I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Floor bacon is actually really good
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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