he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
i out mim tonsoeep
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