Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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