the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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