i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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