Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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