absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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