So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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