i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
