2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Fuck appropriateness.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
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Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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