I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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