Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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