Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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