If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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