school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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