That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
