ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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