How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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