I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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