Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I had to cum in my sink.
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