check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Of course I have a pirate flag
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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