My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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