i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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