whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
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He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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