Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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