I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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