I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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