i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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