it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize