He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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