they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs