So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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