i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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