We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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