sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I need to stop coming to work sober
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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