Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
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BRING THE BAGELS
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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