I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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