Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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