singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
no you cant smoke seaweed
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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