i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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