We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
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You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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