i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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