Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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