How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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