Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Fuck me I smell like cheese
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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