i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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