We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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