i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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