butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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